Simone Giertz Videos

BYE ALFRED! This really feels like an end of an era, and hopefully the beginning of the same era for somebody else. places where I post stuff PATREON:...

THANKS EVERYBODY WHO SENT ME STUFF! It makes everyday feel like my birthday. Here's the address to my PO box: 60 29th St # 217 San Francisco, CA 94110...

PleaseRateMyInventionSimone OK LET'S DO THIS WHO'S IN, I'M IN, BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE. So much caps. Too much caps? NEVER. PLACES WHERE I POST STUFF ...

SO HANDY! If you're here for the first time: hi. I like your shirt. I bet your shirt would like me too if it just got to meet me. Wait did we get off ...

DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING! Firefighters drop your water hoses, nurses drop your syringes, Donald Trump drop your golf club, because here's a video of...

I had a robot do my nail polish because I'm DISAPPOINTED that it's 2017 and I still have to DO THAT STUFF MYSELF. C'mon technology catch up. OTHER PLA...

And it was shitty for all the wrong reasons. Fuck it. I managed to behead a tiny chocolate duck at least so that's something. Dianna's video where I s...